Friday 9 January 2015

Je suis Charlie. I am Ahmed. Enlightenment and its traps. And the folly of confrontation.

On January 7th liberal Europe liberals had its own 9/11 moment. And since we have had our own version of G.W. Bush famous"With us or against us" rhetoric. And the world is becoming a darker place by the minute.

"Do you agree that I offend you or do you hate my democratic society?"

"There was no recoil or blood on the shooting of the police man - it's a hoax - did you see the dust?."

"The only way Muslims will ever understand European ideals is if they have their own 30-year religious war like we did 400 years ago."

"Insulting is terrorism on the same line as killing is terrorism. They provoked it - what comes around goes around"

"We call white mean psychos and muslims terrorists. The rest of the world is against Islam, and this is just another proof of it"

"Only at the limits of what I can say, can I feel true freedom of speech. True freedom of speech means I must use it to insult to prove I can. If not, what is freedom?"
 
"If muslims are not protesting in their thousands on the street against this terrorism then it means they don't really understand the values of the societies they live in"

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Believe it or not, all of the above statement are real statements. I have paraphrased to make the point clear, but I have not made them up. And these are not stated by right wing radical racist friends of mine, of which - of course - I have lots. Nor by all my Al-Qaeda sleeper cell terrorist network brotherhood that I keep on speed dial.

In all seriousness. Some of the most intelligent, culturally sensitive, caring human beings, many of whom I would trust my life to without blinking have said or written this over the past 48 hours.

I wonder if I am living in some parallel universe, where human beings have chosen to see how far we can play this game until our world, as fragile as it already is, will simply implode. I wonder if we really think that once we are immersed in the greatest catastrophic socially constructed conflict, by arms, words, economic or other, we can just "press pause" and say "Hahahaha. I was just kidding! Yeah? You too! Yeah, of course I didn't mean that. We knew all along right? Who would ever behave so stupidly?"

I find it difficult to observe and see this world in front of me today. I thought last summer, that the "pretty little Cold War" that we thought it was a good idea to reconstruct between Russia and Western nations was the top of tension. How naive I was. How naive I have become.

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Let's play a strategy game for a second. Let's pretend we are fundamentalists (for the sake of this game, let's be Islamists, f. ex. Al-Qaeda because it fits the narrative of the day). Ok, let's look at our overall global objectives for this Monday Morning Strategy Meeting.

Primary strategic objective
1. A fundamentalist interpretation of our beliefs to be implemented in absolute terms across the world

Primary barriers to success
1. Muslims around the world striving for peace, harmony and practicing of Islam alongside other religions and beliefs.
2. Liberal societies that accept multiple religions and ways of life to love alongside and love each other

Opportunities for tactical advancement
1. Latent fear and misunderstanding amongst western countries due to segregation (language, culture, religion) of people of muslim faith in parts of Western countries and cities
2. Lack of opportunities for young muslims in western countries for education and to embrace both a western AND a muslim identity because it is not "possible" according to the western beliefs/culture which has become largely secular
3. Dictatorships with lack of education, language, economic opportunities, dividing neighbourhoods and people along sectarian lines within muslim and other religious groups in the Middle east and North Africa for political purposes.
4. Weak western societies that preach one set of values (freedom of speech, liberty of beliefs, equal opportunities, equality for the law, brotherhood of man) but has constructed a society completely different, with disillusioned youth on all sides.

Potential Allies
1. Extremist parties in Europe that see the world as a confrontation of civilizations, just as us.
Follow up: Does somebody have the emails of Molotov and Ribbentrop available so we can email them for how they did the Best Case Practice in 1939?
2. Unemployed and insulted youth who rebel against their parents decision to emigrate to Europe 30 years ago, as the proof of daily discrimination and lack of opportunity surely shows them that there is no "western future" for them

Minutes
- Anyone have any ideas how we can reach our objective for "a fundamentalist interpretation of our beliefs to be implemented in absolute terms across the world"
- Well, what if we tried to exploit the misunderstandings between groups and people? Make them feel like they are fighting each other?
- That sounds like a good idea, but why in the world would people who share these same "tolerant" values start fighting?
- Well, the key is not to make them disagree. But to make them think they disagree. And by the time they understand they don't it will be too late!
- And what do you propose?
- Well, we really just need to light a spark. How can we provoke these so-called liberal Europeans so they will react against the muslim population?
- Hmmm. Perhaps we should attack something that they feel is their values.
- Yeah, but how can they feel it's from muslims in Europe? People living amongst them?
- Ah, that's the brilliance! We have all these young, unemployed, undereducated people - they anyway don't see a future. Let's give them one in martyrdom!
- That's brilliant. Nothings seeds fear like suspicion towards everyone!
- Yeah, but even if the liberals will feel attacked, the muslims will surely explain that it wasn't them, no?
- Not if they feel under attack too! We need to create an action that will create a reaction so fast that people quickly feel squeezed between their set of values. Where there is no compromise or dialogue and people HAVE to chose sides.
- But what action could possibly achieve all this at once?

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How peaceful it will be when we have proven the other side wrong. Right?



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